When your wife says off-handedly at the end of a long day, “I’d like to have a bath,” tell her to go ahead.
Mix her a giant amaretto and Coke complete with a wedge of lime to enjoy in the tub.
When your almost three-year-old son tries to follow her into the bathroom, say, “Leave mommy alone…mommy just wants twenty minutes to herself, buddy.”
Then understand that your crazy wife spent her entire time in the bath figuring out how to write a blog post in the tub.
They really broke the mould when they made both of you. Very rare is a guy who gets his wife’s needs to the extent Graham does. And very rarely is the wife who would spend her time figuring out blogging while her toes are getting pruney. Hey–whatever gets you to relax, I’m all for.
Thanks mom!